Monty the Spider reveals the humiliation and exploitation he suffered at the hands of a bunch of self-proclaimed rock gods that go by the name of Dai-X who have sparked controversy with their home recorded video – When Did You Hear Me Say? With so many fake news stories out there at the moment he felt it was the right time to come clean and set the record straight on his fall from grace. Monty claims the events described as fact. ‘When I was first told I was going to be a huge star of the web I was misled and thought this would be my shining moment, I hoped it was merely a breakdown in communication but it soon became apparent that I had been fed a pack of lies. My friends and I were all minding our own business one Monday eating our partners and enjoying a tasty smorgasbord of flies and gnats when these 3 humans came into our boudoir again, playing their deafening sounds and making us all flee for shelter. One human notable for her bright pink hair cajoled me into questionable acts of lunacy and bullied me into performing athletic manoeuvres beyond my years, under the promise of plump fresh fruit flies and mosquito cocktails she made me believe I’d become a star. Alas, that was a lie and the musical recording you are about to witness is all the justification I now need to carefully seek my revenge. I’ve never seen such exploitation with all my eyes.’ Check out the video below! The full release of the EP - Irrational Anthems is now available for a mere £3 here on Bandcamp.
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